Yvng Respect - Mommy Milk n' Cookies Lyrics

Yo, this is how I'm finna ski

Christmas coming, got to get my act together
If there's no money in the card
Chances are, won't read the letter
Open grandma's card and I'm reeling in the cheddar
Bout to spend all that shit on some V-Bucks
Mistletoe, couldn't kiss that bitch
She looked like a duck
Christmas Eve, shaking boxes
I hear Legos and I bust
Banging Mrs. Clause
Yeah she ride me like a bus
Santa coming home, yeah
And I'm bouta get caught

Santa opens up the door
And he saw my balls
Shouldn't have banged Mrs. Clause
Santa's bouta break my jaw

I hang mistletoe from my belt, bitch
Pointy ears, looking like an elf, bitch
Mrs. Clause, you know she a MILF, bitch
She tryna suck my dick, I'll do it myself, bitch
Rudolph acting up 'cause she tryna eat my carrot
Two Christmas' 'cause I have split parents
I get double presents so I don't fricking care
I'm so grateful that my dad had an affair
Got my first present
And it's got a bow
How I get this shit off?
I don't even know
Ask my bro for scissors, but no homo though
All I want's a foursome with some hoe hoe hoes

Didn't have a stocking, so I used the cum sock
It's all fun and games 'til Santa's on the block
If he sees me selling poop then I'm on the naughty list
But if I behave then I'm getting my one wish
Okay, I want an Xbox with a live membership
Some fresh made cookies, and a Christmas tree that's lit
Saint Nick is the guy and I really can't lie
I just pray the mistletoe don't make me act awry
I want some goofy socks
A mail box so I can take a shit
Watching Charlie Brown, wrapping gifts I'm finna give
Got the Elf on the Shelf watching me when I blast
This presents looking kind of sus
Resembling a shaft

Santa opens up the door
And he saw my balls
Shouldn't have banged Mrs. Clause
Santa's bout to break my jaw