Lou Kelly - Uncomfy Coffee Break Lyrics

Oh, yeah
Let's take a break
And let the soothing sounds of muzak wash over you
Wait
Oh, my bad
I thought you were leaving

Sit your ass down
Have a cup of joe
Put your feet up and rub your toes

Intermission is our mission
To take a break as we interrupt then seduce
Introduce you to intercourse

Did that last line make you feel uncomfortable?
Well, don't worry about it
You should also pay no mind to this funny smelling handkerchief
What's that?
You don't like getting comfy?
Well that's too damn bad
You better relax or else

Here, let me rub your shoulders for you
You're going to enjoy it whether you like it or not
Don't squirm
We're all having a good time here
Well, at least I am anyway

Sit your ass down
Have a cup of joe
Put your feet up and rub your toes

Intermission is our mission
To take a break as we interrupt then seduce
Introduce you to intercourse