Odder Moniker - Chandler x Joey Lyrics

I use humor as a defense mechanism
I think Dinosaurs are pretty cool
No, one of my toes ain't missing
But I was in a band when I was in school
Pretty nerdy and awkward, wait, put a comma between pretty, and nerdy
Tegrin spelled backwards is Nirget
Thank god I'm so pretty it's a burden
Pretty but dumb, wait, that's pretty dumb
Pretty numb to the feeling of wanting any love so lets just fuck

How you doin'?

Chandler and Ross in the streets
Joey in the sheets

I was backpacking in western Europe
Hi, my name's Ken Adams. Admit it
I'm not the average Joe
Joey
Joseph, but I'm not stallin' when your panties get to dropping
I'm gonna eat like Monica served it
And Joey doesn't share food
I'm crude but in the streets I'm just an awkward dude
Staying fresh in my Ralph Lauren and my new Doc Marten boots

If you want a moustache ride, call me Richard
If you wanna call me Mike, bring the handcuffs
If you wanna pick a side, they were on a break
If you wanna come to my place I'll tell you about how I wanna

This girl knows I'm one neat guy
This girl knows I'm a love machine
This girl likes to bend over when I ask
And I make that booty clap like

I got a girl that's fine like Rachel and I want her
So hot, she got me obsessed like I'm Gunther
I'm not just one-third, I'm the whole package
Could I BE any better? Grandmas chicken salad