Hank Williams, Jr. - Don Juan D'Bubba Lyrics

He wears tall black boots
Has Porter Wagoner suit's
Got a four wheeler, that's all wrong
Now his palace is a lot
On a rough, rocky top
And a bright red bobo on
He flies the red, white and blue
And I'm telling you
He knows how to honky tonk all night
When he pulls up in his truck
All the guys are out of luck
The girls know his reputation is fine

He's Don Juan D'Bubba
He's got a Spanish mother
But his daddy worked in a coal mine
He cooks squirrel hors d'oeuvres
And he only serves
The very cheapest supermarket wine

Now he's cool as a rule
He's nobody's fool if there's a party
He's the first to be found

Don Juan D'Bubba the hillbilly lover
Blue Ribbon country hound
He's a playboy true and he pitches his woo
To a different girl every night
He's a practical joker
A smooth talking stroker
A real man if you want a fight
And when he gets on a roll he puts on a show
Barnum and Bailey ain't never seen
He is fine and dandy handsome and handy
Bubba's in every country girl's dream

Now he's cool as a rule nobody's fool
Make him the man you don't want to be around

Don Juan D'Bubba the legendary lover
Blue Ribbon country hound