Nathaniel J. Forrester - Autobiography Lyrics

I got married to my screen
Gave birth to a new meme
Found a nice quiet place
Somewhere in cyberspace
Settled down in the void
Made love to my android
Soon I was in so deep
Couldn't press control alt delete

I began to speak just in emojis
Played chess online when I became lonely
Made friends with people that I had only
Shared a smiley face

Saw the world with the tip of my finger
Surfed the web from Berlin to India
Seven wonders before I had dinner
Ordered to my door

I became so senior in social media
Played to the gallery
Liked someone, they liked me
Soon became quite a name
With friends who felt the same
Everyone that I know
Praised my cat videos

And then the system died
I lost my lover and had to go outside
So many memories stuck in that hard drive
I couldn't sleep at night
Without my Apple Mac by my side
I had to read a book
And write these very lines