The Offspring - We Never Have Sex Anymore Lyrics

We never have sex anymore
We never roll around on the floor
Like we did
So long ago

And you never yell at me anymore
You never want to even the score
Like you did
So long ago

But you're still with me, so I guess I'm not complaining
And you always leave my dinner on the stove

Baby, please
If you won't love me, will you hate me?
If you won't violate me
Will you at least just aggravate me?
Baby, please (we never have sex anymore)
It feels like war under the covers
One way or the other's what I say
Hey, hey, hey

We never have sex anymore
We never make love 'til we're sore
Like we did
So long ago

We never have emotional strife
You never even threaten my life
Like you did
So long ago

But you're still with me, so I guess I'm not complaining
And you let me drive your car when you're not home

Baby, please
If you won't love me will you hate me?
If you won't violate me
Will you at least just aggravate me?
Baby, please (we never have sex anymore)
It feels like war under the covers
One way or the other's what I say
Hey, hey, hey

We used to do it constantly
We used to have a ball
We used to do it everywhere
Now we never do it at all, oh, oh, oh, yeah

Baby, please
If you won't love me will you hate me?
If you won't violate me
Will you at least just aggravate me?
Baby, please (we never have sex anymore)
It feels like war under the covers
One way or the other's what I say
Hey, hey, hey

We never have sex anymore, oh
We never have sex anymore, oh
We never have sex anymore, oh
We never have sex anymore, oh