John T. Wurzer - Dessert Anyone Lyrics

I met a man who was just like me and he hadn't changed at all
I asked him how life was treating him and he said he was hitting the wall
I filled him with philosophy, obscure and rather strange
I told him if you don't change something, then nothing will ever change
He said that it gets complicated; once you're in you can't get out
I told him to find a hooker, strike it rich, and shed self-doubt
All you need is sex and money, and a simple reason why
A piece of mind
And a piece of ass
And a piece of the pie

I met a woman who was just like you, and she knocked me to the floor
She stared me down and told me not to drink with her no more.
Crawling backwards on my hands and feet, I stared up at her face
Then turned around and burned some ground and got out of that place
It was days and nights and decades 'til I heard her make a sound
Her profession an obsession with changing words around
And it seems to be our history was re-written by and by
By a piece of mind
A piece of ass
And a piece of the pie

Salvation isn't too far away; it's a consequence of age.
Stuck between whom I once was, and the man I locked in the cage
Part of me is still brand new, but the rest of me is spent
At times I shout, "What's it all about?" and then ask where it all went
But then I stop as if to remind myself, it isn't really that complex
Life is simply all about contentment, wealth and sex
I don't buy or sell or use any drugs but trust me I still get high
On a piece of mind,
A piece of ass
And a piece of the pie